Category: Adventures

Hey, I Can HEAR You!

I was disturbed by the sound of a neighbor getting it on last night.  I know which neighbor it was and wanted to help him out…and maybe by posting this, it might prevent some fellas from experiencing the same thing….or…

When You’re Not His Girlfriend

Ladies, let’s stop with the excuses shall we?  When a guy isn’t calling you his girlfriend, it’s because he doesn’t want you to be.  That doesn’t mean he doesn’t like you but when you are there, fully committed, without him…

E.T. Phone Home

I think I’ve discovered a new species consuming our planet.  Seems aliens have landed here, and get this, they don’t talk….they…text, and nothing more.  This baffles me.  Discovering this new species sounds interesting and exciting and you might be wondering…

The Relation-Shits

My palms started to sweat…my heart started racing, I felt flush…. I started to think more about this theory of actually being open to a relationship with someone and all of a sudden, I didn’t feel so good…. Now, I’m…

Chapter 18. I Have a Secret!

If I tell you this…you are to keep my secret SAFE! Are we clear?? OK, here it goes…I.have.a crush. Alright, now…stop freaking out. How did this guy get past date #1?? Rare indeed. I still can’t figure it out. I…

My, What Big Balls You Have

They were huge…. I mean, who would stop his car in the middle of the street because he wanted to ask me for my number? A guy with huge balls…figuratively of course. On a Thursday afternoon, my best friend and…