{"id":343,"date":"2011-02-11T11:39:35","date_gmt":"2011-02-11T18:39:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adventuresofasinglegirl.com\/?p=343"},"modified":"2011-02-11T11:52:50","modified_gmt":"2011-02-11T18:52:50","slug":"eharmony-fail-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adventuresofasinglegirl.com\/index.php\/2011\/02\/eharmony-fail-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"EHarmony FAIL MAIL Of The Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the spirit of having a good laugh while filtering through my matches, I thought it would be fun to start sharing some of the ridiculous emails I have been getting&#8230;..You&#8217;re welcome.<\/p>\n<p>On my profile I had stated that I am passionate about helping out homeless veterans&#8230;..<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Hmm most homeless people are def Schizo yo. \u00a0I work were there are tons of em. I bet most couldn&#8217;t be helped. I tried to give one of em shoes, and he looked at em and ask me if they are clean. I was like wha??? Are you serious my dude?! The guy was soo dirty it was like, crazy! \u00a0I adopted a cat and have a tortoise.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I was waiting for him to say &#8220;I&#8217;m on a horse&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>-Thank you Sir, at least you have made me laugh today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the spirit of having a good laugh while filtering through my matches, I thought it would be fun to start sharing some of the ridiculous emails I have been getting&#8230;..You&#8217;re welcome. On my profile I had stated that I&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/adventuresofasinglegirl.com\/index.php\/2011\/02\/eharmony-fail-of-the-day\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adventuresofasinglegirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adventuresofasinglegirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adventuresofasinglegirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adventuresofasinglegirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adventuresofasinglegirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=343"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/adventuresofasinglegirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":348,"href":"https:\/\/adventuresofasinglegirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343\/revisions\/348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/adventuresofasinglegirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adventuresofasinglegirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adventuresofasinglegirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}