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<\/a><\/p>\nLadies, it is of the utmost importance to always act like a lady…except when you’re on vacation. \u00a0 Girls, this is the one time you are allowed to act less than ladylike. \u00a0You are always hearing about how no matter what you do, there is always a double standard in sex and sure you’d like to act like guys do, but it doesn’t seem to work out for you. \u00a0Well, here’s your chance. \u00a0If you are down….to get down, you can go on vacation and release your so-called “inner slut” and not worry about judgement because chances are (and you want this) you won’t be seeing him again.<\/p>\n
Guys, this is the perfect time you can have sex guilt-free. \u00a0You don’t have to worry about the awkward phone call the next day or the obligation of making sure you don’t hurt her feelings because the girl that does vacation sex right doesn’t want to hear from you after.<\/p>\n
If you are able to do this right, you’ll be able to get in, get off, and get out.<\/p>\n
So, hey girl, feel like you want to jump into the sex pool? \u00a0Here are some simple rules if you are thinking of taking a dip on your trip .<\/p>\n
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- *Have a plan. Like a military mission, if you are with a group or even just another girlfriend, make sure they understand the plan and stick to it. \u00a0Maybe have some code words, hand gestures, whatever, just make sure you are always on the same page as your party or it might ruin your chances of a mission accomplished.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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- Once you find a guy you want to hook up with, make eye contact, flirt, then quickly find out if he’s available and make your move.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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- Keep to small talk. \u00a0You don’t need to know how many brothers and sisters he has. \u00a0You don’t care. \u00a0The only thing you care about is if \u00a0he’s aware you are about to take what you want – no prisoners!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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- Once you get yours. Get up, do not nap. \u00a0Put your clothes on, move, quickly out. \u00a0If you don’t, you are leaving the door open to unwanted things like dreaded conversation.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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- NO sleeping over, or cuddling for that matter. \u00a0Refer to bullet point 1* Have a plan*(*You don’t want to get into a situation where you are hooking up with one person and your friend is hooking up with the other and they decide for the both of you, you will stay there. \u00a0Make sure whoever is with you and wants to participate knows the plan!) -Ladies, we can be suckers for a cuddle sesh, DON’T DO IT. \u00a0It’s better this way. \u00a0You don’t have to worry about hearing him snore, no need to make him a sandwich after. \u00a0You get to go back to your comfy bed.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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- Do not exchange information. -No phone numbers, what do you have to talk about? \u00a0You don’t even need to know his name really. \u00a0No\u00a0Facebook info, or Twitter info, or anything like that. \u00a0Keep it simple and off the social media radar (All relationships should be kept off the social media radar anyway) -You don’t need to hook up with them again. \u00a0You move on to someone else. \u00a0It’s vacation, you WILL find someone else to hook up with. \u00a0No\u00a0recycling hook-ups, got it?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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- Do not get caught up in the moment beyond sex. \u00a0You may be vacationing in a romantic place. \u00a0You are walking along the beach on the way back to a guys hotel room and the light from the moon (probably along with some strong beer goggles) starts to make your hook up look like your future baby daddy. \u00a0You will think you are falling in love. \u00a0You.are.not. OK? \u00a0You’ve seen the Bachelorette. \u00a0Sure, on vacation, it’s easy to fall in love. \u00a0It’s when they get back to the real world that they realize it’s not all roses and rainbows. \u00a0Not to say love can’t happen on vacation but more than likely, it won’t. \u00a0It falls along the same lines as meeting the love of your life at the bar. \u00a0You certainly can, but you probably won’t.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
……and the NUMBER ONE rule when sexationing:<\/p>\n
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- BE SAFE! \u00a0Girls make sure you are carrying protection. \u00a0Do not depend on the guy to do it. \u00a0Show him you mean business by being prepared. \u00a0The last thing you need is returning home and finding you’ve brought any unwanted\u00a0souvenirs such as unwanted rugrats or STDs!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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What are your rules for vacation sex?<\/p>\n
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Summertime and the livin’ is sleazy. \u00a0Yup as the weather heats up, so do our hormones. \u00a0 Everyone is wearing less and it has many of us wanting to do more, especially girls. \u00a0They are sluttin’ it up on vacation…and…<\/p>\n
- BE SAFE! \u00a0Girls make sure you are carrying protection. \u00a0Do not depend on the guy to do it. \u00a0Show him you mean business by being prepared. \u00a0The last thing you need is returning home and finding you’ve brought any unwanted\u00a0souvenirs such as unwanted rugrats or STDs!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
- Do not get caught up in the moment beyond sex. \u00a0You may be vacationing in a romantic place. \u00a0You are walking along the beach on the way back to a guys hotel room and the light from the moon (probably along with some strong beer goggles) starts to make your hook up look like your future baby daddy. \u00a0You will think you are falling in love. \u00a0You.are.not. OK? \u00a0You’ve seen the Bachelorette. \u00a0Sure, on vacation, it’s easy to fall in love. \u00a0It’s when they get back to the real world that they realize it’s not all roses and rainbows. \u00a0Not to say love can’t happen on vacation but more than likely, it won’t. \u00a0It falls along the same lines as meeting the love of your life at the bar. \u00a0You certainly can, but you probably won’t.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
- Do not exchange information. -No phone numbers, what do you have to talk about? \u00a0You don’t even need to know his name really. \u00a0No\u00a0Facebook info, or Twitter info, or anything like that. \u00a0Keep it simple and off the social media radar (All relationships should be kept off the social media radar anyway) -You don’t need to hook up with them again. \u00a0You move on to someone else. \u00a0It’s vacation, you WILL find someone else to hook up with. \u00a0No\u00a0recycling hook-ups, got it?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
- NO sleeping over, or cuddling for that matter. \u00a0Refer to bullet point 1* Have a plan*(*You don’t want to get into a situation where you are hooking up with one person and your friend is hooking up with the other and they decide for the both of you, you will stay there. \u00a0Make sure whoever is with you and wants to participate knows the plan!) -Ladies, we can be suckers for a cuddle sesh, DON’T DO IT. \u00a0It’s better this way. \u00a0You don’t have to worry about hearing him snore, no need to make him a sandwich after. \u00a0You get to go back to your comfy bed.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
- Once you get yours. Get up, do not nap. \u00a0Put your clothes on, move, quickly out. \u00a0If you don’t, you are leaving the door open to unwanted things like dreaded conversation.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
- Keep to small talk. \u00a0You don’t need to know how many brothers and sisters he has. \u00a0You don’t care. \u00a0The only thing you care about is if \u00a0he’s aware you are about to take what you want – no prisoners!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
- Once you find a guy you want to hook up with, make eye contact, flirt, then quickly find out if he’s available and make your move.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n