Downtown..Things Will Be Great When You’re Downtown

Sex in my opinion is an extremely important part of a relationship…if not THE most important thing. That includes GOING DOWN.

In fact, it should be first date conversation: “How many brothers and sisters, do you have? Do you go down? You don’t? Ok, nice meeting you.” That’s right….if you don’t go down, that is cause for dismissal before even being hired! Why even date someone who doesn’t? I sure as hell wouldn’t.

I am focusing on women in this post because my girlfriend and I had a conversation over lunch and could not believe we have actually encountered women that don’t do this, or even like doing it! Also, I have found the specific words to come from the mouths of some women to be “It’s gross” (Disclaimer: I am not a fan of these women).

I don’t think I have ever met a guy who thinks it’s gross…. Oh wait, my gay friends.

How is it gross? What are we 12? As far as I’m concerned if you are an adult, it shouldn’t gross you out. It’s not nasty. It’s hot. And if you think otherwise, you should probably get that checked out…

I have heard stories…and it saddens me. “My girlfriend/wife doesn’t like it. She thinks it’s gross.” My response to a married friend of mine was “and you actually MARRIED this woman?” You should know well in advance if she’s going to perform oral sex on you…before she’s even your girlfriend you should get the answer to that one. It’s best to get it out of the way and ask up front…why even wait to see? I mean when you buy a car, do you ask about the features AFTER you buy?

I don’t like selfish women. I have a problem with being friends with women like this, why? Because I feel like women have come so far in trying to be independent and having the upper hand in business and in our personal lives. You should have your business in line and in check and, your man pleased so he does not care to wander. Just cover all of your bases.

Now if you are asking….Why should you do this for your man? Because it feels good to him! You want him to feel good don’t you? You like receiving it don’t you? But you don’t like to give it? You suck….but not literally I guess. Something’s wrong with you. Oh wait, you don’t care if you get it either? Something’s still wrong with you.

I mean, tis better to give than receive right?

Ladies, you should enjoy going down on your man. If anything, it should turn you on, that it turns him on. I don’t know of a guy that doesn’t like getting head. If he acts like doesn’t like it or care for it…bottom line…it’s because you’re doing it wrong!

If you aren’t good at it…take a class, ask a girlfriend…ask your man how he likes it and then as the saying goes “ Practice makes Perfect” The effort alone I assure you will be appreciated.

One thing I can’t stand is a selfish person. Don’t be that guy or girl that expects to get it but not give it.
Sex, oral included, should be fun…and of course most importantly….PLEASURABLE! I know we think guys can be super simple and just intercourse alone should be good for them, but guys LOOOOVE head…they just do. So just give it to them because 9 out of 10 times, he’s more than happy to give it to you!

I have heard of Women thinking he will lose respect for her if she gets too freaky….

I read this article and paid particular attention to Myth #5 The “Madonna Whore” portion http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/dating-advice/671330. A guy (that is not gay) is going to want you to explore that sexy, hot side of the relationship and doesn’t want you to be afraid. Trust that he wants you to be sexual and freaky in bed with him.

It is not wrong, gross, or otherwise. Oral sex is just as important as intercourse. Your excuses of not wanting to do it, get tiring and you don’t want your man going elsewhere for it..do you?

Ladies, get right on this if you aren’t already…or just…get left.

This gets me thinking of the Dr. Seuss rhyme to get it through your heads…to give head to get ahead…in your relationship.

You may start as the skeptical “Sam I am” but with some time and practice….
You will be saying….

“I do! I do like giving head. I do like it in my bed, I do like it by the shed, I do like it in my house. I do like it on the couch, I do like it with my spouse. I do like it in my car. I do like it near or far, I do like it here, or there, I do like giving head anywhere.….”

Even if you think it’s a “job” and tedious, tiring, and gross. DO IT anyway. Keep doing it…until you like it.

Try it, try it in a tree, try it, try it and you will see….

That’s not Dr. Seuss kids….that’s Dr. SeDuss. Enjoy his “green eggs and ham” just remember it’s your job to make sure his “eggs” don’t turn blue.

22 comments for “Downtown..Things Will Be Great When You’re Downtown

  1. jenecleve
    November 22, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    LOVE IT! LOVE IT! LOVE IT! YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SOOOO HARD!! OMG!

  2. sdsinglegirl
    November 22, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    Why thank you 🙂 Glad I can amuse you 😉

  3. DTR
    November 24, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    LOL!! Wow. Love it. Laughing so hard. You're a poet, and now I know it. 😉

  4. Rachel Heather
    November 25, 2009 at 8:18 pm

    Thank you for writing this – I hate when girls either a) think it is gross (how would you feel if your man said going down on you was gross!!!) or b) think a guy will lose respect if she gets too freaky. (really, where did they read THAT lie??) Sex (intercourse and oral and kissing lots and lots of that too) is such an important part of a relationship and not being open enough to explore things with a partner is a tell-all sign that it is not the right person. Besides, what the heck else is a woman going to do to keep the twig and berries satisfied during that time of the month – be selfish and do nothing? Lame

    Girls – go give your man head. Wake him up with head. Sneak in the shower and give him head. Last I checked a big part of a relationship is giving giving giving and not just taking taking taking

    Guys – I almost have no advice for you since going downtown is practically a hobby of every guy I know.

  5. margaret
    November 27, 2009 at 7:02 am

    if you brought this up on our first date i would have got down on one knee – and proposed to you right then and there.

  6. sdsinglegirl
    November 27, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    And I might have accepted…if your name wasn't Margaret;)

  7. candyce
    March 1, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    hello great blog Single Girl! Let me give you some very simple but golden advice, as I’ve been happily married for 17 1/2 years now: “a blowjob a day keeps the divorce lawyer away!” Seriously, I go down on my husband almost everyday and don’t expect anything in return, although he does reciprocate but not as much as it takes about 5x longer with me unfortunately, so suck him dry everyday or as much as he can take, for as long as you are together; six weeks or sixty years… five minutes out of your life everyday will give you a lifetime of happy, loyal and doting husbands, we are all sexual creatures there’s nothing wrong with that! It feels good, they love it! make him happy! just think of it as brushing your teeth or making the morning coffee everyday, but don’t use it as a bargaining tool, do it when you’re both happy AND not always getting along, it works, and for the haters it also works with my girlfriends married forever too! Good luck! :o)

  8. DDubs
    May 13, 2010 at 2:40 am

    bwahahahahahaha! This is great. Funny cuz its true.

  9. August 15, 2010 at 9:04 pm

    I think going downtown is awesome! Of course, it’s even more awesome when the person you’re with wants to go downtown with you.

    It TOTALLY sucks when you decide that you want to take a trip downtown, and you’ve been planning for it all week, and you even went and got your hair trimmed and everything, so that you won’t look like a hot mess downtown, and now you’re way excited because the night is finally here.

    But then, as soon as you start driving, your date is all, “Meh, going downtown can be such a hassle. Can’t we just stay uptown tonight? You know, we can totally check out the suburbs… feel around Hillcrest, or maybe even make a few circles around The Golden Triangle, but… you know, not actually make it all the way downtown. Is that okay?”

    Ugh.

    Or, even worse, when she says, “Well, you’re all dressed up and ready to go. Why don’t you go downtown on your own, and I’ll just stay up here for the evening?”

    I mean, come on. How selfish is THAT?!?

    😉

    • August 16, 2010 at 7:30 am

      HAHA!!! Dennis, this comment is hilarious and totally on point! Thanks for starting my morning off with a good laugh! and yes..that is SUPER selfish! ;P

  10. August 16, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    Thanks, glad you appreciated it! 🙂

    But, yes, I do so hate having to go downtown by myself. I mean, sure, you can do whatever you want and stay as long as you want. But, it just… feels… awkward, you know what I mean?

    Plus, people always look at me funny when I tell them I’m going downtown on my own.

  11. March 14, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    I AGREE. Though my best guy friend says he doesn’t enjoy getting head. IS HE NUTS? I personally think he just hasn’t had it good.. and unfortunately for him – I’m not going to be doing any offering.

    I know I can’t be with someone who won’t go down on me.. and I believe in sexual equality. On steak and a bj day.. my man would be satisfied… if i had one. 🙂

    • March 14, 2011 at 2:12 pm

      That’s probably why your friend doesn’t like it..he’s not NUTS enough lol..meaning she’s not playing with them like she should ..poor guy. Hopefully he will find someone that will do it right for him. I’m with you on that if I had a man, he’d be getting his today:)

  12. Kristian
    March 14, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    Can you write a woman’s hand book on how to make your man do anything for you? I won’t lie my “ex” girlfriend didn’t like giving me oral even though I’d have her curling her toes so I know she liked it.

    Ladies read this and take note, men are simple and this is all we need. You don’t know what to get your man for his birthday, oral sex. Christmas gift, Valentine’s Day, Anniversay…Oral. Like I said we’re simple and that’s all we need. 🙂

    • March 14, 2011 at 2:51 pm

      I would gladly write one :)…but it would only be a couple of pages…you just need, food, and sex..oh and the 3rd would include notes to make sure that included oral. LOL..There, it’s written, no someone should pay me 🙂

  13. March 14, 2011 at 2:56 pm

    Awesome blog, thanks! This is a very important issue that needs to be talked about more often!! Had to reTweet it, and posted it on FB. :’)

  14. Krista
    March 14, 2011 at 4:07 pm

    I love this post every woman should give BJ’s if you don’t you are just not normal Hey that is my favorite part of satisfying a man I LOVE BJS!!!

  15. October 18, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    Was married to a woman who wouldn’t do it, now that I am single again I have higher standards.

    Seriously, if I get sex on a regular basis I put up with so much else. Easy to please.
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  16. Jay
    November 3, 2011 at 2:55 am

    Just a remark. You’re giving a whole speach about oral and a list of arguments why a girl should do it. Don’t get me wrong, I love oral, both ginving and receiving but i’m wondering if that same speech would hold up if I replace the word oral with anal. There are a lot of guys who love this and according to your arguments, you should make your man happy. Otherwise not all your bases are covered. Or you might be sellfish for not giving something to him that he would enjoy.

    Or is it gross ? I can agree that some people (maybe even the majority) find it gross, but I also know pepole (men and women) who find it enjoyable. So in fact it’s not that different from oral. There are people who find it gross and people who find it enjoyable. Only the numbers differ i guess. Oral is more accepted.

    And i’m taking anal as an example but there are way more weird fetisches around. Should you also do those if your man or woman is into them? Where do you draw the line ? “Keep doing it until you like it”. I will never like some wierd fetisches around so I will never keep doing them.

    It’s a little harsh to say that something is wrong with you if you draw the line at another place than someone else. For someone oral might be the best and anal gross, for another oral might be fine and anal the best and for someone else oral might be gross. If so, there is nothing wrong with you.

    My sister in law for example does not give BJ’s. Her fiancee does not care, he loves the real thing. It that works for them, that’s ok. There is nothing wrong with them. I would never marry my sister in law just for that reason (and of course because she is my sister in law :))

    But you make one really good point: if you are a man (or woman) and you like oral/anal/weird foot fetish, don’t marry a partner who is not into the same things (or will at least make you happy in these things). It will hurt in the end.

    • November 3, 2011 at 9:38 pm

      Ok, this may be the time you want to stop overANALyzing my post. LOL. It’s for entertainment…my blog is mine and if “it’s harsh” you can simply stop reading. Yes, I think something is wrong with you if you don’t like head and giving head. It’s my opinion to state. I believe anal is fine if that’s what you like and whatever else you’re into…in the more broader and general sense, giving and receiving head is a normal and wanted part in a sexual relationship…that’s what I was addressing. Just because your sister in law doesn’t like it, when most of the world would doesn’t mean that they are normal. I think something is odd about that. I’d be willing to bet a lot of other people would think the same.

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