EHarmony FAIL MAIL Of The Day

In the spirit of having a good laugh while filtering through my matches, I thought it would be fun to start sharing some of the ridiculous emails I have been getting…..You’re welcome.

On my profile I had stated that I am passionate about helping out homeless veterans…..

Hmm most homeless people are def Schizo yo.  I work were there are tons of em. I bet most couldn’t be helped. I tried to give one of em shoes, and he looked at em and ask me if they are clean. I was like wha??? Are you serious my dude?! The guy was soo dirty it was like, crazy!  I adopted a cat and have a tortoise.

I was waiting for him to say “I’m on a horse”

-Thank you Sir, at least you have made me laugh today.

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