Hey, I Can HEAR You!

I was disturbed by the sound of a neighbor getting it on last night.  I know which neighbor it was and wanted to help him out…and maybe by posting this, it might prevent some fellas from experiencing the same thing….or…

E.T. Phone Home

I think I’ve discovered a new species consuming our planet.  Seems aliens have landed here, and get this, they don’t talk….they…text, and nothing more.  This baffles me.  Discovering this new species sounds interesting and exciting and you might be wondering…

The Relation-Shits

My palms started to sweat…my heart started racing, I felt flush…. I started to think more about this theory of actually being open to a relationship with someone and all of a sudden, I didn’t feel so good…. Now, I’m…