I kept my mouth shut but the response in my head?: “If I wanted a girlfriend, I would be with a girl so kindly remove the tampon from your ass please.”… Approximately 8 days earlier….. His follow through was amazing.…
Author: Single Girl
Single by choice, this is my voice....
My, What Big Balls You Have
They were huge…. I mean, who would stop his car in the middle of the street because he wanted to ask me for my number? A guy with huge balls…figuratively of course. On a Thursday afternoon, my best friend and…
Masturbation Nation
I just discovered that May is “Masturbation Month”… this makes me sad. Why? Because I believe there should be more than a month dedicated to it. In case you weren’t aware (then you clearly haven’t read anything I’ve written and…
Stop Telling Me What To Do!
At 17, when the Army and Navy told me the Air Force would never let me enlist with them, I was determined to find out why. I don’t like the word “No” so I walked right over to the Air…
Love & Loss in New Mexico
The loss of a beloved uncle sent me to visit family in New Mexico. A little town called Anthony. After laying him to rest, the whole family came together to celebrate his life. Food, drinks, more food, and the classic…
Don’t Let V-Day Become VD-Day
And now a public service announcement…. Just a friendly reminder…. don’t let V-Day become VD-Day!! Wrap it before you tap it! On another note, as Valentines Day is being celebrated all around us (whether we like it or not) and…
EHarmony FAIL MAIL Of The Day
In the spirit of having a good laugh while filtering through my matches, I thought it would be fun to start sharing some of the ridiculous emails I have been getting…..You’re welcome. On my profile I had stated that I…
A Vlog To Clear The Dating Fog?
When you walk through the fog, it’s hard to see in front of you, hard to tell if you need to go right or left. It’s a sort of blindness. You reach out hoping to grab onto something or someone…
Back At It Again!
This want to date comes and goes, so I just decided to sign up for a site and have fun with it. Besides, if anything I will have blog material, and you KNOW you wouldn’t have it any other way!…
Movin On Up!
To the WEST side, to a deluxe apartment in the skyyyyy… My friend decided she wanted to make the move to West Hollywood before (God forbid) she got any sicker from her chemo treatments. We looked at a few places,…