Author: Single Girl

Single by choice, this is my voice….

My, What Big Balls You Have

They were huge…. I mean, who would stop his car in the middle of the street because he wanted to ask me for my number? A guy with huge balls…figuratively of course. On a Thursday afternoon, my best friend and…

Masturbation Nation

I just discovered that May is “Masturbation Month”… this makes me sad. Why? Because I believe there should be more than a month dedicated to it. In case you weren’t aware (then you clearly haven’t read anything I’ve written and…

Love & Loss in New Mexico

The loss of a beloved uncle sent me to visit family in New Mexico. A little town called Anthony. After laying him to rest, the whole family came together to celebrate his life. Food, drinks, more food, and the classic…

Don’t Let V-Day Become VD-Day

And now a public service announcement…. Just a friendly reminder…. don’t let V-Day become VD-Day!! Wrap it before you tap it! On another note, as Valentines Day is being celebrated all around us (whether we like it or not) and…

EHarmony FAIL MAIL Of The Day

In the spirit of having a good laugh while filtering through my matches, I thought it would be fun to start sharing some of the ridiculous emails I have been getting…..You’re welcome. On my profile I had stated that I…

Back At It Again!

This want to date comes and goes, so I just decided to sign up for a site and have fun with it. Besides, if anything I will have blog material, and you KNOW you wouldn’t have it any other way!…

Movin On Up!

To the WEST side, to a deluxe apartment in the skyyyyy… My friend decided she wanted to make the move to West Hollywood before (God forbid) she got any sicker from her chemo treatments. We looked at a few places,…