I was disturbed by the sound of a neighbor getting it on last night. I know which neighbor it was and wanted to help him out…and maybe by posting this, it might prevent some fellas from experiencing the same thing….or…
Category: Adventures
When You’re Not His Girlfriend
Ladies, let’s stop with the excuses shall we? When a guy isn’t calling you his girlfriend, it’s because he doesn’t want you to be. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t like you but when you are there, fully committed, without him…
E.T. Phone Home
I think I’ve discovered a new species consuming our planet. Seems aliens have landed here, and get this, they don’t talk….they…text, and nothing more. This baffles me. Discovering this new species sounds interesting and exciting and you might be wondering…
You’re a Chicken, a Big Fat Chicken.
“I’ll have sex with you, but WHOA…ask me to be exclusive??? How DARE you!! Those may not be the exact words but the idea is well known….too well known. Sex without any discussion of exclusivity, or really, sex without much…
The Relation-Shits
My palms started to sweat…my heart started racing, I felt flush…. I started to think more about this theory of actually being open to a relationship with someone and all of a sudden, I didn’t feel so good…. Now, I’m…
Chapter 18. I Have a Secret!
If I tell you this…you are to keep my secret SAFE! Are we clear?? OK, here it goes…I.have.a crush. Alright, now…stop freaking out. How did this guy get past date #1?? Rare indeed. I still can’t figure it out. I…
Battle of the Sexes-Double Standards
“War, what is it good for?” -Edwin Starr In war, there is typically a victor but when it comes to the battle of sexes, is there? I was in deep thought the other day realizing how far we have come…
“Why Don’t You Want To Date Me?!”
So I did it, made the dreaded phone call to “break up” with my boyfriend…. of two WHOLE…dates. Why was I breaking up with a guy I only went out with twice? Because he was already naming our children and…
Chapter 17. I’m Just Not That Into You
I kept my mouth shut but the response in my head?: “If I wanted a girlfriend, I would be with a girl so kindly remove the tampon from your ass please.”… Approximately 8 days earlier….. His follow through was amazing.…
My, What Big Balls You Have
They were huge…. I mean, who would stop his car in the middle of the street because he wanted to ask me for my number? A guy with huge balls…figuratively of course. On a Thursday afternoon, my best friend and…